Oretama 41

Last chapter for the series. I edited a couple of Emmaniel's lines on page 21 and 22, one to correct an interpretation mistake, the other for better phrasing.

I also took the opportunity to add in the omake.
So now, the My Balls series is truly complete.

This translation is reserved.
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01
Last Ball: "I love you". For real, this time.
20XX/Aug. 8th

02
Elyse: Let's do this.../Kouta!
Kouta: E... Elyse...

03
Kouta: Wh... What are you talking about? That could get you killed you know?!//If you can't turn human, I'll just have to stay abstinent for as long as it takes./One year. Ten years, if I have to...
Elyse: Shut up. Don't you oppose me!/I still got a hold on your soul, remember?!
Kouta: He... Hey...?

04
Elyse: Mh.../Mgh...
Kouta: I... Idiot! Stop th...
*Haa Hahh* *lick*
Kouta: Ah... Hah...Mh...
Elyse: Mfph.♥ What was that? You should be ashamed. You sound like a little girl.♥

05
Kouta: Haa Hahhh/Wh... Why...? What's the big idea, Elyse...?
Elyse: Stupid...!
Kouta: Haa Ha/
Elyse: You've been holding back, yes, but you aren't the only one...*wag*
Elyse: I have too...
Kouta: Ah...
Elyse: I've been starving for sex... practically the whole time...*slick*
Kouta: Hah...

06
Elyse: Mh.../AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!

07
Elyse: Hah... Ah...!/Ooow...
Kouta: (Hahhh Haaa...)/He... Hey there. You okay?
*huffff huh*
Kouta: BWH?!
Elyse: I'm so pissed off! I'm pissed off for real!!
Kouta: He...Hey?! What's the matter?!

08
Elyse: Of all the men around.../why did you twerp have to be my first...?*haa haa*
Kouta: So... sorry...
Elyse: Alright. I'll move, now!
Kouta: Eh?
Elyse: (That's right. He's been my first for everything... The first man I ever held hands with./He gave me my first kiss, too.)/Mh...

09
Elyse: (He's also the first one with whom I experienced these sensations.)/What do you know...? Moving my hips is pretty tough business./(Haa)/But this should be more than enough for a premature ejaculator like you.♥
Kouta: Sto... stop.//Sure as hell I'm not coming! Not until you fall in love with me and become human...
Elyse: I said I couldn't stand you...*Hah Haa Hah*

10
Elyse: I. HATE. YOUR. GUTS!! YOU FREAKING IDIOT!!/Haa/Hahhh/Haahh/WEIRDO! SCUMBAG! I CAN'T STAND THE SIGHT OF YOU!!
Kouta: (Ah... Ooooooooh.♥//I-It... feels so good...)Haa Hah Ha
Elyse: (What are you hoping for?! You aren't getting any "dere" from me! 100% pure "tsun" it is!![tn: If you don't know what each half of the word "tsundere" means at this point, there's something seriously wrong with you.]

11
Kouta: (She's abusing me... She's got next to no technique)Hah.../(Yet it still feels better than with any of the devils, Minayo-chan, or anyone else...
Elyse: Just shoot your load already, Speedy Cum-zales!
Kouta: Ahhhhhhhhhh//Haaaaaaa~~~~//Elyse... Elyse is dripping wet...!
Elyse: It's alright, I'm telling you!

12
Kouta: (This is...)
Elyse: You don't need to hold back anymore.../Kouta...♥

13
Kouta: (TRUE SEX//It's... It's hopeless... I can't possibly hold off in those conditions...)/Hah... Ah!/AH!//AAAAAAHH

14
Kouta: ~~~~~~Hh♥
*ffshhhhhhhhhha*

15
Kouta: Hah Haa.../Aaah../Mh.../Hah... Haaaaa...//(It... It's all out... I came...)/Hah Haa//(It felt so damn great great.../I spaced out for a second...//An... and the seal!)

16
Emma: Cough...
Kouta: E... Emmaniel
Emma: Heheeh... Hahaha...

17
Emma: I'm out. I've been released at last.../It's been a whole month. One month spent macerating in your cum...!
Kouta: Ahem... hem*rattle rattle*
Kouta: E... Emmaniel... Please... I don't care what happens to me.../But at least spare Elyse...
Emma: Don't let it bother you... I'm gonna kill everyoooone!!
Mike: Waaaiiit!

18
Mike: In the name of God I will not suffer you to lay hands upon a human being!
Emma: Michael...?!
Kouta: Wa... Wait. I'm asking you please. Can't you protect at least one Lesser Devil...?!/Hahh Hahh
Mike: Lesser Devil...? And who would that be...?
Kouta: Eh?

19
Kouta: E... Elyse?! Human...?!/Ho... How come?!
Mike: Love is not to be found in superficial words./It takes genuine and heartfelt compassion...//When she said she hated you, she meant to hurt you in order to save you.../An act brimming with pure, unadulterated affection.
Elyse: Mh.../Kouta...?

20
Kouta: Ha... Haha... You really aren't one for being straightforward, are you...?/Keeping up the "tsun" act all the way...
Emma: You... you gotta be shitting me!//I don't care what God has to say. After what I've been through there's no way I'm going along with this. I'll start the Armageddon if I have to...!
Mike: Too bad for you. We've already reached an agreement with the demons.
Emma: Wut?

21
Satan: Mhhhhhh.../If you say so, Michael.♥
Emma: Uh...? Sa... Satan...?
Mike: Hey. Don't start making out here, we've got company! >Angels have a standing to maintain...<
Satan: Come oooooooon.♥
Emma: B... Bloody hell, she's all over hiiiiiiim./Wh... when did that happen...?[tn: This is where I got it wrong th first time around. The verb "komasu" (こます) can indeed mean "to have sex", but on further inspection it may also be interpreted as "to woo a girl", which is probably closer to the definition that is actually intended.]
Mike: Well, if the King of Hell herself says so...

22
Emma: You would choose a man over a fellow woman and a friend? Bitch.
Mike: Don't fret! Now we need to find someplace out of the reach of human awareness...
Emma: Wai... That's disgusting! Don't touch me!
Mike: I wish you happiness...!
Elyse: So.../I've become human...
Kouta: Yeah... That's right, Elyse!
Elyse: That so...? Good...
Kouta: Sure... Good thing... You're saved...!
Elyse: Stupid. That's not what I meant...

23
Elyse: What I do mean is/that I was able to fall in love with you.♥

24
Kouta: E... Elyse. Um... Let's do it again.♥
Elyse: Whu?! Stu... Stupid...
Narrator: Thus the human race was at peace again...//But there's no forgetting
Kids: My dad's a hero who protected the world!!/And Mommy used to be a demon!/I don't believe ya.
Narrator: that the Earth was saved thanks to the abstinence of one man!!
Last ball. The end.[/end
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Omake

01
Elyse and Kouta's happily ever after.[tn: The canon spelling is "Ellis" apparently. But the scanlations have been using Elyse since the beginning so I'll be sticking to that. Also, LOL@the author's broken English!]

02
Narrator: 20XX Sept. 1st
Elyse: Uuh?!/You failed an interview yet again?!
Kouta: Well... It's kinda hard to find a job when you're a vagrant who's stopped his education right after graduating from high school.
Elyse: What about our expenses?! Especially now that you've quit your job?!
Kouta: We... Well, you did say you couldn't have me working at the same place as Minayo-chan...

03
Elyse: You incompetent... Happiness, my butt...!//Even our wedding was little more than a party between friends... I didn't even get to wear a gown!
Mike: Now the wedding vows.
Kouta: But we've had our union blessed by an angel, so it was rather grandiose, in a way.//So don't be so selfish, Elyse. Hum?
Elyse: Hell yeah I'm selfish! I used to be a Lesser Devil, remember?!//Alright, I've had it.../I'm moving back in with my parents!
Kouta: Eh...? Her parents.../IN HELL?!

04
Kouta: Wa-wait, Elyse. Please wait! I'll do anything, so please don't...
Elyse: (It's not like someone's gonna come and pick me up!)//Alright... Eat me!
Kouta: Huh?
Elyse: I... I don't mean it in a dirty way! It's just a way to try your dedication...
Kouta: Ye... Yes~~
Elyse: Ah...♥/(My contract on Kouta's soul was broken when I became human....)

05
Elyse: (But this time around, you're really, really mine.)/Ko... Kouta. Take me.♥
Kouta: Elyse...!//Ugh...
Elyse: ...Huh?
Kouta: Um... Maybe it's the backlash from all the trouble I've been going through, but now I ejaculate prematurely...♥
Elyse: Don't give me that crap. You're going to hold back till I cum, you will!!
Kouta: No... No way...?!
Caption: Kouta's struggle is far from over.
THE END.