Word Play "Because" Thread

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In a way this thread is similar to the letter continue and word association thread's. However if letter continue is about a single letter and word association is about whole words, this thread will be about... whole sentences.

Rules:

Spoiler

Now, how does this whole think work? I write a sentence, which has "because" in it.

For example,

I started this thread because people called me a thread killa

Now You write in your post

People called you a thread killa, because they had nothing better to do

Then someone else says

They had nothing better to do, becuase they all envy alphabeta

and so on...

Now then. Let's start


I made this thread, because Naomidee is the most awesome person in the entire universe!

 

[scav]

i posted here because im bored

 

[alphabeta]

i posted here because im bored

DUDE, read the RULES!!!!

and don't freakin' ruin my thread's Now i have to do a new now

scav ruined this thread, because he didn't read the rules

Spoiler

Now someone has to write a post which starts with he didn't read the rules, because...

 

[scav]

i'm sleepy because i read the rules

 

[kdowns]

because I read the rule, I am the ultimate winner :P

 

[Naomi]

I am an ultimate winner because I can dance.

 

[Channy]

I can dance because im the dance commander

 

[Evil3ye]

I'm the dance commander, because I won the dance commander contest in a club.

 

[alphabeta]

I won the dance commander contest in a club, because i started this thread

 

[Channy]

I started this thread to bring joy to all the girls and boys

 

[Naomi]

I brought joy to all the girls and boys because I gave them free candy and a ride in my big white van.

 

[riki]

I gave them fee candy and a ride in my big white van because I'm such a nice person

 

[Magnus]

I'm such a nice person because mama always told me to be so.

 

[kdowns]

Mama always told me to be so because I was such a naughty child.

 

[Channy]

I was such a naughty child because of all the porn i watched

 

[Naomi]

I watched all of that porn because I just couldn't get any.

 

[alphabeta]

I just couldn't get any because i don't need all of that porn

 

[kdowns]

I don't need all of that porn because I can get some.

 

[alphabeta]

I can get some, because i'm still a chibi

 

[kdowns]

I'm still a Chibi, because the ladies love me.