Just go for it! But please, remember to introduce yourself first, don't want things to get awkward. Trust me. People do that.
Really? Ouch that almost makes me cringe. I can't imagine just sleazing myself onto someone I didn't even knowJust go for it! But please, remember to introduce yourself first, don't want things to get awkward. Trust me. People do that.
That.... is adorable. Know where I can get my hands on any of these?Just grabbing a randomer and going right in tongue first?
People actually think that'll work?!?
Goodness me... That's even more direct than my method.
At least I try to knock glasses before I knock boots...
Well at least you had a kiss. Even if you get smacked in the face.Just grabbing a randomer and going right in tongue first?
People actually think that'll work?!?
Goodness me... That's even more direct than my method.
Nah, you gotta bow, introduce yourself, then before she can respond, firmly grasp her behind with your right hand, whilst caressing her cheek (her face I guess - but may be wrong) with your left hand. Then, and only then, you can go in for the kill.@MarmaladeSky so taking your advice I should confront the girl, firmly grasp her behind with right hand, caress her cheek with my left hand, and then go in for the kill with my lips? Might try that today and I'll tell them you gave me this amazing cheat cheat. Thanks!
WhatGuess im not a girl then
That sounds like a brilliant ideaJust grabbing a randomer and going right in tongue first?
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We all know you are a middle aged perverted dudeGuess im not a girl then