Last Person to Post Wins v. Ⅶ

[Akiyama]

The title says everything, post, post, post.

Spoiler: Rules

1. Keep it rated PG
2. Don't double post (It'll merge automatically)
3. You cannot just post I WIN, you must include a reason why you win
4. Your reply must be 6 words or longer( including the first 3 words "I win because")
5. The sentence must be correctly structured. Not "I win because where did you get that?" but rather "I win because I wonder where you got that"

Spoiler: Examples

Person 1.
I win because Chuck Norris is my friend and he can roundhouse kick you
Person 2.
I win because I laughed at your reply
Person 3.
I win because I just ate Pringles

Thread stops at the count of #1500. Person who becomes the last one, wins!

Spoiler: Previous Winners

v.1 I'm_Akiyama
v.2 robert_nsu
v.3I'm_Akiyama
v.4 Drmke
v.5 Arrogance
v.6 Blai
v.7 Blai
v.8 Siberia
v.9 Evil3ye
v.10 After_Image
v.11 Asusp3v4x
v.12 riki
v.13 Siberia
v.14 Organizized
v.15 riki
v.16 I'm_Akiyama

v. Ⅰ Drmke
v. Ⅱ riki
v. Ⅲ riki
v. Ⅳ ~Buggy*Fly~
v. Ⅴ riki
v. Ⅵ Googlez_kun with the following message.

I win because i will never winD:

 

[Bugzee]

I win because you all owe me.

 

[Organizized]

I win because I'm the first post in the new thread.

Or not.

 

[Bugzee]

I win because I went to the fucking bathroom and the game already finished!!! WTF!!!

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA! GOOD! I win now.

I am soooo satisfied now.

 

[Arrogance]

I win because I'm pissed

 

[Organizized]

I win because it all went so quickly.

 

[Evil3ye]

I win because it apparently was googlez' first time, double gratz, you no longer are a virgin ^^

 

[Bugzee]

I win because I'm happy all of a sudden.

 

[Googlez_kun]

I win because i'm super satisfied

 

[After_Image]

I win because that's what you get for leaving in the middle of spamfest Hulk!!!

 

[Bugzee]

Arrogance's post below should be saved and framed somewhere in the Fun Forum Hall of Fame or Shame!?

I win because I went to the fucking bathroom and the game already finished!!! WTF!!!

I win because the Fun Forum needs a Hall of Fame sticky thread!

 

[Evil3ye]

I win because I think we need a lol thread for funny quotes or sth.

 

[Akiyama]

I win because it took Googlez 1 whole year to win.

 

[Bugzee]

I win because I agree. I still think we should have a Hall of Fame or Shame kinda thread. It would be sweet.

Hey Arrogance, I've fallen in love with your post so much that it's become apart of my new sig.

 

[Charlie]

I loose for watching an anime and having the game stolen from me!

Congrats to googlez for the win!

 

[After_Image]

I win thanks to Jin's new sig!

 

[Bugzee]

I loose for watching an anime and having the game stolen from me!

Congrats to googlez for the win!

Sooooo where were youuuuuuuu Mr. I'm gonna "Game Over" all your asses!?

What anime was it? One Piece? Gundam 00? Other?

I win because you should hurry up and make a mod thread.

 

[Arrogance]

I win because I am not happy Plus on top of me losing my friend might not be able to make it tonight so once again I'm not going out

 

[Charlie]

Sooooo where were youuuuuuuu Mr. I'm gonna "Game Over" all your asses!?

What anime was it? One Piece? Gundam 00? Other?

I win because you should hurry up and make a mod thread.

I win because I was watching the last episode of Arkawa under the bridge. Currently halfway point, and then I remembered the game was on...
but it was too late!

 

[riki]

I win because congrats, Googlez!