Last Person to Post Wins v. VIII

[blai]

The title says everything, post, post, post.

Spoiler: Rules

1. Keep it rated PG
2. Don't double post (It'll merge automatically)
3. You cannot just post I WIN, you must include a reason why you win
4. Your reply must be 6 words or longer( including the first 3 words "I win because")
5. The sentence must be correctly structured. Not "I win because where did you get that?" but rather "I win because I wonder where you got that"

Spoiler: Examples

Person 1.
I win because Chuck Norris is my friend and he can roundhouse kick you
Person 2.
I win because I laughed at your reply
Person 3.
I win because I just ate Pringles

Thread stops at the count of #1500. Person who becomes the last one, wins!

Spoiler: Previous Winners

v.1 I'm_Akiyama
v.2 robert_nsu
v.3I'm_Akiyama
v.4 Drmke
v.5 Arrogance
v.6 Blai
v.7 Blai
v.8 Siberia
v.9 Evil3ye
v.10 After_Image
v.11 Asusp3v4x
v.12 riki
v.13 Siberia
v.14 Organizized
v.15 riki
v.16 I'm_Akiyama

v. Ⅰ Drmke
v. Ⅱ riki
v. Ⅲ riki
v. Ⅳ ~Buggy*Fly~
v. Ⅴ riki
v. Ⅵ Googlez_kun
v. VII After_Image with the following message;

I win I don't want to lose!!!!

 

[After_Image]

Re: Last Person to Post Wins v. IIX

I win because the new thread is here. \o/



~~~first.

 

[Arrogance]

Re: Last Person to Post Wins v. IIX

I WIN BECAUSE BOT STOLE MY WIN FROM ME!!!!

 

[Evil3ye]

Re: Last Person to Post Wins v. IIX

I win because Blai eats lipstick

 

[Googlez_kun]

Re: Last Person to Post Wins v. IIX

I win because that's my first post here~

 

[Bugzee]

Re: Last Person to Post Wins v. IIX

I win because Blai you sneaky perv.

 

[Googlez_kun]

Re: Last Person to Post Wins v. IIX

I win because that one was really nervewrecking...

 

[After_Image]

Re: Last Person to Post Wins v. IIX

I win because you can't prove anything Hulk!!! now congratulate me damn it!

 

[Evil3ye]

Re: Last Person to Post Wins v. IIX

I win because IIX doesn't exist. It's VIII actually.

 

[blai]

Re: Last Person to Post Wins v. IIX

I win because I indeed eat lipstick. And while you guys were fighting about who'll win; i was outside, getting my ass kicked in football by my 8yr old sister...

IIX is cooler! I know it doesn't exist. VIII looks retarded!

 

[Bugzee]

Re: Last Person to Post Wins v. IIX

I win because I could've potentially become a millionaire thanks to Googz but I was out of time.

 

[Evil3ye]

Re: Last Person to Post Wins v. IIX

IIX is cooler! I know it doesn't exist. VIII looks retarded!

I win because it doesn't make any sense.

 

[Arrogance]

Re: Last Person to Post Wins v. IIX

I win because Justin Bieber got owned!!!!!

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I win because you can't prove anything Hulk!!! now congratulate me damn it!

I win because congratulations on......STEALING MY WIN!!!!!

 

[After_Image]

Re: Last Person to Post Wins v. IIX

I win because that was close enough. >.>

 

[blai]

Re: Last Person to Post Wins v. IIX

I win because I voted for NK...

 

[riki]

Re: Last Person to Post Wins v. IIX

I win because congrats, A_I!

 

[Charlie]

Re: Last Person to Post Wins v. IIX

I win because the last round close, congrats to AI for wining.

I loose because Blai created the new thread before me.

 

[Arrogance]

Re: Last Person to Post Wins v. IIX

I win because I voted for NK...

I win because didn't we all Blai?

 

[riki]

Re: Last Person to Post Wins v. IIX

I win because I wonder if JB would actually perform there?

 

[Charlie]

Re: Last Person to Post Wins v. IIX

I win because I don't know this NK, who is it?