Last Person To Post Wins v. X

[Arrogance]

The title says everything, post, post, post.

Spoiler: Rules

1. Keep it rated PG
2. Don't double post (It'll merge automatically)
3. You cannot just post I WIN, you must include a reason why you win
4. Your reply must be 6 words or longer( including the first 3 words "I win because")
5. The sentence must be correctly structured. Not "I win because where did you get that?" but rather "I win because I wonder where you got that"

Spoiler: Examples

Person 1.
I win because Chuck Norris is my friend and he can roundhouse kick you
Person 2.
I win because I laughed at your reply
Person 3.
I win because I just ate Pringles

Thread stops at the count of #1500. Person who becomes the last one, wins!

Spoiler: Previous Winners

v.1 I'm_Akiyama
v.2 robert_nsu
v.3I'm_Akiyama
v.4 Drmke
v.5 Arrogance
v.6 Blai
v.7 Blai
v.8 Siberia
v.9 Evil3ye
v.10 After_Image
v.11 Asusp3v4x
v.12 riki
v.13 Siberia
v.14 Organizized
v.15 riki
v.16 I'm_Akiyama

v. Ⅰ Drmke
v. Ⅱ riki
v. Ⅲ riki
v. Ⅳ ~Buggy*Fly~
v. Ⅴ riki
v. Ⅵ Googlez_kun
v. VII After_Image
v. VIII Arrogance
v. IX Imperium with the following message...

I win because i win

Edit: Thank you ladies and gentleman. It has been an honour.

 

[DLord.Van.Buuren]

i win cuz im first

 

[Hystzen]

i win coz i start of next spam fest

 

[Imperium]

I win because how long will the bleach release take? Its better than naruto this week. ._.

 

[Hystzen]

i win coz unknown Narutard is not up yet so could be 9pm GMT

 

[Arrogance]

I win because congratz Impy! And I better get many thanks for going outside of my territory to do Charlies job!!!!

 

[Bugzee]

I win because I don't think this week's Bleach chapter was that great neither was it impressive. You know his still alive and kicking so blah.

 

[Arrogance]

I win because your simply banned Jin....NOW GTFO OF MY WIN THREAD!!!!

 

[Hystzen]

I win because I don't think this week's Bleach chapter was that great neither was it impressive. You know his still alive and kicking so blah.

compared to the last 10 chapters it amazing

i win coz thanks arro ...yes i sound like a suck up

 

[Bugzee]

Go spam in the Bleach section...if you dare...but then again since you're a mod now, it shouldn't be too difficult to do....

I win because I'm off now.

 

[DLord.Van.Buuren]

i win cuz take care .

 

[Imperium]

I win because at least something happened, and even one panel of gin increases a chapters awesomeness by incredible amounts.

 

[Arrogance]

I win because I tell him to GTFO and he listened . Wow having mod powers are great!

 

[DLord.Van.Buuren]

i win cuz i told you to quit that .

 

[Imperium]

I win because read this awesome story

Spoiler

Early in the morning in the middle of the night..

Two dead boys got up to fight..

Back to back, they faced eachother..

Pulled out their swords and shot eachother..

The deaf policeman heard the noise..

And came to arrest..

The two dead boys..

If you don't belive my story's true..

Go ask the blind man..

He saw it too...

Its from this youtube video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jb8nfmVz-fw

 

[Organizized]

I win because every time I'm actually here for the spamfest, I always lose by one post. Damn.

 

[Hystzen]

i win coz im too sexy for this thread

 

[Evil3ye]

I win because I'm kinda late Gratz Impy

 

[Arrogance]

I win because I'm reading Naruto now....

 

[Hystzen]

i win omg still no bleach this is depressing