Last Person To post Wins v.XI

[DLord.Van.Buuren]

The title says everything, post, post, post.

Spoiler: Rules

1. Keep it rated PG
2. Don't double post (It'll merge automatically)
3. You cannot just post I WIN, you must include a reason why you win
4. Your reply must be 6 words or longer( including the first 3 words "I win because")
5. The sentence must be correctly structured. Not "I win because where did you get that?" but rather "I win because I wonder where you got that"

Spoiler: Examples

Person 1.
I win because Chuck Norris is my friend and he can roundhouse kick you
Person 2.
I win because I laughed at your reply
Person 3.
I win because I just ate Pringles

Thread stops at the count of #1500. Person who becomes the last one, wins!

Spoiler: Previous Winners

v.1 I'm_Akiyama
v.2 robert_nsu
v.3I'm_Akiyama
v.4 Drmke
v.5 Arrogance
v.6 Blai
v.7 Blai
v.8 Siberia
v.9 Evil3ye
v.10 After_Image
v.11 Asusp3v4x
v.12 riki
v.13 Siberia
v.14 Organizized
v.15 riki
v.16 I'm_Akiyama

v. Ⅰ Drmke
v. Ⅱ riki
v. Ⅲ riki
v. Ⅳ ~Buggy*Fly~
v. Ⅴ riki
v. Ⅵ Googlez_kun
v. VII After_Image
v. VIII Arrogance
v. IX Imperium
v. X Iceipheonix with the following message...

I win because I will win~!

 

[Akiyama]

I win because you guys are too fast, within 2 hours I'm gone you finish the thread,

 

[After_Image]

I win because my stomach is hurting.

 

[shinobi]

I win coz my tea is ready now!!

 

[Totinona]

I win because I'm hungryyy

 

[After_Image]

I win because I failed you in winning.

 

[Imperium]

I win because what happened to the seppuku?

 

[Totinona]

I win because well.. I suppose... You tried at least

 

[After_Image]

I win because what seppuku? there's no seppuku here.


I did try. Maybe next time.

 

[Imperium]

I win becase you failed your seppuku? You're like that cp9 guy xD

 

[kkck]

I win because I don't really feel like spamming this thread since I did not win in the previous one...

 

[Evil3ye]

I win not because Icy made it. Gratz!

 

[Hystzen]

i win coz i knew i would miss the end ..ahhh ..well

 

[Organizized]

I win because I'm making my awesome burgers.

 

[Evil3ye]

I win because I had a 'XXL cheeseburger' for 10bucks today for lunch

 

[kkck]

I win because I wish your heart and liver good luck!

 

[Hystzen]

i win coz my liver died ages ago with all the drinking...y it good having a summer break from uni ..until i go back n drink again

 

[Evil3ye]

I win because I hope my liver is still all right

 

[Totinona]

I win because I am playing Pico

 

[Akiyama]

I win because I wanna play with my pico.