Voting Round 3 Shirou Emiya vs. Toshirou Hijikata

[Kiki]

Shirou Emiya Today's Menu for the Emiya Family	-	Toshirou Hijikata Gintama

 

[Arjuna]

Shirou for me

 

[Battou]

Shirou for me

Yes the suicidal teenager sounds like good husbando material , you wanna be around your husbo? too bad, he's too busy being a body shield and screaming "GET DOWN MR.PRESIDENT".

 

[Arjuna]

Yes the suicidal teenager sounds like good husbando material , you wanna be around your husbo? too bad, he's too busy being a body shield and screaming "GET DOWN MR.PRESIDENT".

He is a patriot then.

 

[Bittersweettea]

Well, Shirou had proven that he is ready to give up his dream of being the hero of justice for his waifu. So Shirou is a better husbando for me.

 

[Brandish μ]

I already voted Hijikata, but ^that's enough to cross Shirou off the list. He's either very cringey, lacks the ability to complete goals, or lacks the ability to set realistic goals. That's a triple threat of turn-offs if I've ever seen one.

 

[Nii]

@Brandish you're too salty. Let the Shirou flow through you with this vid:


A true man among men

 

[Battou]

Toushiro "Demon Vice Commander
Toushi
Mayora-sama
Mayora 13
Thorny
Prince of the Mayonnaise-Planet
Toushi the Baragaki
Followkata Toushifollow
Oogushi
Rotten Vice Commander" Hijikata
The one and only

You can see a bit more of hijikata in this post

Literally every girl who watches gintama:

Do you like men who can build and fix things?

He's literally a screwdriver (so he knows how to screw )

You like strong men?

Look at that, sure he's showing a bit of struggle, but hey, try carrying a boulder that size before judging

Better? stronk

You like men who can fly in men? (if you answer yes, you have odd tastes but i wont judge)

Well he can, and so can gintoki (have you voted for gintoki btw? shame on you if not )

Now that i mention gintoki, you know hijikata is badass when he switches souls with him, takes over his body and makes the goofy guy look as badass as this:

Like men who put their differences aside and try to have a good time?

(seriously go vote for gintoki too )

Remember i said he had a soft spot for puppies before? , look, he even shares his favorite food with them

He even lets pupos beat him in games to make them feel good

(HE DIDN'T LOSE SHUT UP HE'S PRETENDING , not his fault his opponent literally can't choose something other than rock, stupid game anyway)


Hell, he can be a puppy too if you want why not

In short, he has a bit of everything, what does emiya have besides a wish to save everyone at the price of his life?

Mayora13 out.

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[Nii]

For a man who has never shown the slightest interest in any woman of the series you sure try hard to make him sound good my dear Battou-kun. Prolly would rather marry Mayonnaise than any girl out there

 

[Battou]

Nani? have you forgotten about mitsuba?

 

[Nii]

My bad, must be because even Hijikata didn't think about her once in like 300 episodes

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Enough Hijikata for today, here's some amazing Shirou: